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Post a few wedding vows in a comment, and if we choose to use yours in our actual vows, I'll give you some extra credit. I need them by Thursday morning.
Remember: they must have something to do with literature, English, school, teachers-student. So use your creative brain--puns, metaphors, and plays on words always please me!
This is a pun, for example:
Post a few wedding vows in a comment, and if we choose to use yours in our actual vows, I'll give you some extra credit. I need them by Thursday morning.
Remember: they must have something to do with literature, English, school, teachers-student. So use your creative brain--puns, metaphors, and plays on words always please me!
This is a pun, for example:
I vow to never be away from our marriage bed for 20 years.
ReplyDeleteI vow to be the quintessence of our endless romance novel.
I vow to be Mentor of your hero's quest.
I vow to be Aphrodite in our hero quest of love.
I vow to be Athena mentoring you through the threshold.
I vow to be a mentor to you, guide you through the struggles that life contains. But together, we will fend off the suitors that life holds and come out victorious.
ReplyDeleteI vow to be your Penelope and you my Odysseus.
ReplyDeleteI vow to punctuate each sentence with an exclamation.
ReplyDeleteI vow to rid all vague pronouns from our life.
I vow to always be the Mentor in all your trying times.
I vow to be the direct object of your transitive verb.