In the scene we read today, the ladies use words like "juggler" and "cankerblossom" and "puppet" to insult one another. See if you can be like Shakespeare and invent new insults. I want you to write five sentences that include an "invented" insult. Three of the sentences must also include vocabulary words from Ch. 2.
The angry women had a fiery tone as she interrogated her husband. He had cheated on her with her best friend. Because her children where around, She called him a flower eater, cherry picker, and an over friendly dog. The husband called her accusations preposterous and refused the scandal. She felt spurned by her husband given the evidence she found clearly proved the scandal occurred. As a result of their un-stable relationship, she picked up and moved to california with her children.
ReplyDeleteYou will only ever amount to a small pittance in life.
ReplyDeleteI will trap you in a jar and throw you off a cliff like the gadfly you are.
Oh, the farce has arrived.
Mrs. Fleming to student "Ha, you can't even say homage right".
Wow you're so pre-pos-terous, i can't figure you out.
Please, being the gadfly you are, tape your huge mouth.
ReplyDeleteThe preposterous comment you just made about me definitely resembled you.
Your bombast really turned out to be a piece of crap, just to match your personality.
Go pick the ugly flowers.
Your face is macabre.
1. You, my friend, are an arrogant gadfly that continues to annoy others, however, you still maintain a disgusting sense of superiority.
ReplyDelete2. No one should pay you homage for any of your supposed honorable actions, you fool.
3. Everyone spurns your request to be friends because you act just like Helena.
4. I bet you run slower than Robin, and I bet you don't even know who that is.
5. Man, you don't even act out the scenes in Shakespeare. What a rookie move. Get some lessons!
Your face reminds me of a farce I once witnessed.
ReplyDeleteYour macabre figure is that of a pumpkin.
Your pedigree is probably one of rats and snakes isn't it?
You are a complete amphibian like creature.
The complexion you consist of is that off an ancient dinosaur.
You bother me so much you gadfly!
ReplyDeleteYour macabre smell makes me want to stop breathing.
You're a farce, I can not stop laughing.
You monkey, everything you say makes me want to hit my head repetitively on a door.
The way you move reminds me of a kangaroo without a leg.
1. Your preposterous commentary makes me want to slap you
ReplyDelete2. Your supposed "inspirational speech" sounded like bombastic rubbish to me.
3. Your appearance resembles that of a filthy animal.
4. I can tell by the rags you call "clothes" that you only earn a mear pittance for a weeks work.
5. Even on your best day, you fail to attract anything other than lowlife gadflies such as yourself.
1. You remind me of a gadfly I know.. People don't like him.
ReplyDelete2. My pedigree is better than yours and thus I am superior.
3. Your bombast only makes you sound more stupid than I first perceived you were.
4. Your personality reminds me of a rock; it's dull and boring.
5. When I see you the first word that comes into my head rhymes with bore.
1. Your life is so Spartan, an eraser has more exciting news than you.
ReplyDelete2. Your social life is so monotonous, a painting has more people talk to them.
3. You're so stupid a water bottle is smarter than you. (a.k.a smart water)
4. You're face is so macabre that everyone runs in fear when you walk by.
5. You should really work on being nice!?
1. I would rather get bitten by a King Cobra then listen to any more of your arrogant, self-righteous, bombastic monologues.
ReplyDelete2. Yes, you look fat but it isn't the dress' fault; try spurning McDonalds for a week.
3. Find a laptop case, put your fat head in it, and zip it up. Maybe then I could get some peace.
4. My pity won't change the fact that you're destined for a life of servitude and menial labor that will amount to nothing more than a pittance.
5. Do your parents get tax breaks for raising you?
I cannot name another gadfly that bothers me as much as you, you piece of jiprap.
ReplyDeleteThat comment that you just said was so preposterous you ugly turtlemuncher.
You don't even have enough respect of me to give homage to my mother? You are perfect proof as to why God has humor.
Have your parents heard of birth control?
When you speak all I hear is a donkey.
If you had another brain then it would be lonely.
ReplyDeleteI've seen farces that make more sense than you.
Your macabre face is proof that God has a sense of humor.
You should spurn from talking, because you are starting to look even stupider than you appear.
If you were twice as smart, you would be stupid.
Your presentation about a midsummer's night dream is a farce. I'm convinced a sponge can do better than you.
ReplyDeleteYour theory about the meaning of this line is preposterous? What am I supposed to do, actually take you seriously?
Don't become that awkward gadfly who tries to convince people by continuing to talk. Oh wait, you already became that became that five minutes ago. STOP TALKING!!!!
Wow, your cultural illiteracy astounds me. Hey guys, apparently Indians speak Indian. Well, idiot, do Canadians speak Canadian?
Really, I really have to tell you to stop dancing like a deranged ape? Please, our sense of judgment is one of the few things that makes us human. Oh wait, Ooh ooh eeh ooh aah. Bobo want banana? Understand now?
Call it our prerogative to not listen to your junk.
ReplyDeleteI've lost all homage for you.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
You are not even worthy of a pittance.
Sorry, I'm not able to come up with an insult stupid enough for you to understand.
1. Everything you say is bombastic and nobody cares about it.
ReplyDelete2. Your face is so macabre that it makes me want to gouge my eyeballs out.
3. You are such gadfly that you make me want to sew your lips together so you can't talk.
4. Have you ever looked at your pedigree? It seems that your mother is a hog.
5. I don't think that you should have the prerogative to live.
I'd pay homage to a dumpster before you!
ReplyDeleteYou might not realize this, but everything you say is so bombastic, so... just shut up already!
You are so annoying, you might as well make your profession to be a gadfly.
You are the most arrogant termagant I've ever met!
Your painting is so macabre I rather stare at the bottom of my shoe.
Even a Gadfly spurns you.
ReplyDeleteYou have the creativity of a spartan in your artwork.
I hope the citizens of the world abrogate your farce of a family pedigree.
How have I even met you at school, you're no level near me intelectually.
I guess you're the type of person that thinks beauty is on the inside?
When I met you, I feel like I discovered a new species. I think I'll call it a gadfly.
ReplyDeleteYour family is so selfish, your pedigree puts the "gree" in greed.
Hey look! It's a whale in the pool! Oh wait, that's just your mom swimming.
Your pittance is my pocket change.
Your such a gold digger that you would still make love to a piece of bronze.
You look macabre.
ReplyDeleteYou are the town gadfly and I spurn you.
You sound preposterous when you speak and no one would ever like you.
I'd like to kick you in the face, but why should I improve your looks?
If I was one of your parents, I would have asked you to run away from home because you disgust me.
1. You are the biggest gadfly I've ever known.
ReplyDelete2. Your life is a farce.
3. Your pedigree consists of a peanut.
4. You misbegotten scurvy-valiant dewberry!
5. You tottering motley-minded whey-face!
1. You sound preposterous you puppet.
ReplyDelete2. I bet your mom screamed when she saw your macabre face.
3. You have stained your pedigree, you juggler..!
4. A gadfly cannot even show you homage.
5. Your bombastic speeches put your suitors to sleep! No wonder you are still single.
1. What a gadfly! He is turning into a miniature version of Bottom!
ReplyDelete2. You are as arrogant and bombastic as Gaston!
3. I pity you for your pittance of a brain.
4. You have the breath of a dementor.
5. A sloth could outrun you.
Your pedigree consist of inbred Spartans.
ReplyDeleteYour neck fat resembles the sleeve of a wizard.
Ok Mr.Bombastic stop preaching on Facebook.
I could say derogatory things about you all day.
You should actually be abrogated from society.
1. Your entire existence in preposterous. Go away.
ReplyDelete2. You're more of a gadfly than an actual gadfly.
3. Your entire life is a farce. So your life is a joke. And not a funny joke.
4. You're dumber than Bottom. Who is literally an ass.
5. Your face in a macabre. You disgust me. Eew. Get out.
1) all you do is just drip, drip, drip lies, just like a broken water fountain
ReplyDelete2) The very notion that I would want your boyfriend is preposterous, you demented Moron!
3) I can't believe they decided to kill that traitor by electracution; that turkey deserves a macabre death
4) Will they stop that gadfly song! It's driving me mad!!!
5) that bumbling bilbo is gunna end up feeding us to the tigers if he keeps this up.
You make life seem like a preposterous farce.
ReplyDeletestop being such a gadfly you little turd.
your such a little pittance.
You have been spurned your whole life you will never amount to anything.
you Have no pedigree go somewhere.
You have pedigree to a roach.
ReplyDeleteYou're horrible at your job, no wonder you only earn a pittance.
All you are to me is a drop in the ocean.
Seeing you is like finding dog poop on the bottom of my shoe.
No matter how much you love him, all you're ever going to be to him is a little gadfly.
You are the pittance of life.
ReplyDeleteYou are a orphan spurn.
You are a gadfly to pestering little brothers.
Shut up with your crusty neck self smelling like a African wet buffalo.
You ain't nothing but a bird flu 2008 Brittany Spears looking self.
You outrageous gadfly deserve to be beaten with five types of muffins.
ReplyDeleteYou will receive homage only from your mother.
"Macabre" is a term used to define anything you have ever done.
The homeless do not envy you.
Kids get into stranger's vans when they see you coming.
(late due to sick day)
You preposterous, carpet- ringing lady.
ReplyDeleteSometimes you look macabre, like a sock nugget.
Gladfly is an understatement, you are a bell wire.
I wish you could be spartan, but no, you are soapy.
You are so derogatory that sometimes I think people mistake you for the corner of a wall.